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this originally said sundays but i edited to make it more pc

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i go to scotland on wensdays with the wife

this is bullshit. i am filing a claim with the irs (international revenue serbice)

thank you gmai for storing my completely blank drafts from over a year ago

amazing how i post something to this website and have 2 replies in 15 seconds

those of you at uni: how did you obtain your blåjah? my friend is having issues actually getting his, ikea shipping said they didnt know where to put it lol

we should make a giant website wehre you can store all your code and then call it like gitcenter or something and then ignore dmca requests

what are they going to do sue us

also we need to stop using favorites as read reciepts. like why do we do this there is no reason

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ok we really need to make sure future social media designs do not include number go up mechanics. like no more favorites. no follower count. no boost count. the notification section is only for replied. no more number go up at all


if i had a dime for every time joe biden said "thug" during the debate i would have 2 dimes which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice


ok the funniest part of the debate was when biden was like "where does this guy come from, how does he come up with that" or something to that effect and then trump just said "queens" as if biden was literally asking where he came from

my friend just called hybrid school "thanos school"

this is it. this is the winner. no more tom scott memes

steven boosted
*signs in to MicroSoft™ MineCraft™ Professional Edition™ account*

*clicks the tile labeled "New World"*

*layout shifts in a completely unanticipated and unlogical way*

*a TOS opens in the MicroSoft™ Edge™ browser out of nowhere*

*agrees that the World and it's Creative Contents and any Intellectual Property related to it shall belong to Microsoft™*

*my MicroSoft™ Hello™ BioID™ Pro™ is requested for confirmation*

*scans retina using the MicroSoft™ Windows™ Surface™ HD Scanner™ Education Edition*

*leaks some blood into the MicroSoft™ Windows™ Surface™ Blood ID™ receptacle*
*stares at the ads and the words "Generating World..." for 2 hours*

> MicroSoft™ MineCraft™ Professional Edition™ has stopped working unexpectedly
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me: ok i will get 9 hours of sleep

me: _wakes up, is still tired anyway_


dumb, lyrics 

"we gotta go back"

ok bitch where we goin

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"