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@dankwraith God was such a sadist he wrote a prophecy for his son-self to get murdered. And didn't think twice about it. YEP THIS WILL HAPPEN TO ME! HAHAHA

@dankwraith Jesus if God. Was a sadomasochist. He knew he would be crucified and let it happen to himself. Despite being God. Wow.

@evan I think he was made up by the Romans to pacify the state.

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One thing my Judeo-Christian values have taught me is that Jesus Christ either is or is not the messiah.

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nerd shit warning but I think I've sunk back into magic. and by "back into magic" I mean "don't talk to me about anything except edh"

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@amandag

Mom: SON! THERES 2 INPUTS WHICH DO I PICK!

Me: Uh... I dunno. If there's 2 just check one of them and the other one should be "tv".

Mom: WHAT? HOW DO I DO THAT

Me: ..... I just told you.... ?

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square, the ergonomics just aren't there. why did you make this more than once. there's no way it sold well enough to warrant it on multiple consoles.

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though I might be convinced to purchase a different product...

@bees My daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our Roombas.

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