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@FirstProgenitor If there isn't a large parliament of owls 🦉🦉🦉 on the right I will be incredibly disappointed.

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@skelly i truly believe that people who own / aspire to own a lamborghini are the only people on the earth who deserve money less than me

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the dude who is now a billionaire? it's because he had fucking 50k+ already invested

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here's the truth: you're not gonna win at stocks unless you're already at least a little wealthy

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the us isn't better but the whole canada = nice thing is stale propaganda bullshit

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just read up on The Ninja Bullshit

all I can say is of course it's like this and I'm not surprised at all lmao

until proven otherwise by them, I just always assume white people don't want to teach their kids/the youth at large about white privilege or racism because duh, why would they

It's just a matter of if the white person in question is stupid enough to say it out loud or not

Boy in highschool likes girl. they kith. Now they in relationship. Boy does something chauvinistic. Girl cries. Boy asks girl to take him back after what he did... girl says yes. 👍 rinse & repeat.

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Raunchy Joke 

I'm tired of life fucking me in the ass!

I want a hot girl with a strap on! To fuck me in the ass!

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guys: is it gay to transpire? You're pretty much just becoming known 😳😳

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lmao bernie capitalized on his meme to raise money for meals on wheels vermont and people are saying it doesn't count cause its not "nationally"

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What do you call a perfect date with a guy? 

The heavenly man-date

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"