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Time Attack/Speedrun Community (Matrix Link) 

matrix.to/#/#TimeTrials:badat.

If you like time attacking or speedrunning and want people to talk to about it all, and breaking records, and all that. Maybe you play a niche game and there's nobody to celebrate achievements or despair with. Come over here, we're friendly!

(Please boost this, because I'm mostly doing this because *I* need people to talk to...)

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Hi. This is a video you should watch.

It's about learning to ride a bike, but it doesn't matter if you have learned to ride a bike, or don't want to, this video is an absolute masterpiece and you should still take some time to watch it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gt25bG8_1G

Please boost this, because it is incredible. :boost_ok:

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Intro post 

Hello there!

You might know me already from such accounts as @cccam or something.

I'm a bike loving, game playing, queer as fuck gendervoid blob of something that isn't legally human.

Let's be friends! Chances are I'll like you.

My boundries are lax, but I'll tell you if I'm uncomfy and you need to respect that.

If you want to know things about bikes then I am always willing to try and help. I don't know everything, in fact I know very little, but I love this sport and activity and mode of transport so much. I want to share it with everyone <3

If I have just replied to a toot of yours out of the blue with something you don't find funny, just know that I probably found it incredibly wise or funny.
I probably found it on the Fedi timeline, or someone boosted it.
Feel free to block me if that annoys you. I'm sorry.

HFHF

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This is my crowning achievement in Xonotic. Nothing will beat this.

This took far far too long to do. Please be proud of me.

Would be nice if YouTube still told yu a video had been muted partially or fully... I want some bike racing to listen to and have n idea how long the mute is...

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:drake_dislike:​ staying hydrated because it's healthy
:drake_like:​ staying hydrated so you can drool more

Everything ruins your life, there's just some acceptable ways to ruin it.

My girlfriend is tall and like very cool and tough and wants to be super strong (I bet she's secretly already strong,) and I'm like a small round grandma and she didn't like the fact I said we're like every tumblr ship.

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Should I buy a big gay flag and if so, where from?

As best I can tell from limited information about my old bike tyres (Amazon, because I can't find the official spec sheet for them, and they still might not be correct because they're non-branded on the tyre but they are branded on the bike they came with's spec sheet)

They weigh 650 grams per tyre. If we ignore the +/- 25 grams Amazon gives as "Will balance out between the two, and the wear I've put on them" we get that I've saved 300 grams per tyre, so no wonder I could feel the difference, hell!

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"