Craven: BikeSlut, Flowslut @MxCraven@is.nota.live

#TrickADay Day 1

Shovit 5050

If you want to ride bikes with me, and we could physically get together, then I absolutely would love to <3

I'm telling you! Bikes as transport is really going to take off in the future! It's gonna be the next big thing!

(this statement is a sarcastic joke, based on the fact that bikes as transport (and generally less cars) is what we need now, and previously, but is something that has been lost, and because the photo attached shows a 1983 British postal bike of mine)

Imagine telling the guy that welded that frame, or built those wheels in 1983, that 38 years in the future some weird kid was gonna be riding that bike, loving that bike, and enjoying that bike, as a sign of rebellion against a system that only held bikes as a sporting good.

That guy would not believe in a million years that bicycles would be looked at as a strange and inappropriate mode of transport for the average person, and yet here we are.

That guy would 100% have believed, however, that the bike they were building would still be working almost 4 decades later, because the bike was designed to be nuclear bomb proof effectively, and by god it'll never die.

Bikes *are* the future, and we need to work on making that future now.

This is my crowning achievement in Xonotic. Nothing will beat this.

This took far far too long to do. Please be proud of me.

Tiddy mousepads are overrated. Using your GFs tits, and her tummie as a mousepad is where it's at.

I know people don't do it on purpose, but sometimes they just don't see my messages and I miss them...

This probably isn't about you, and please don't feel bad if you think/know it is...

I wanna be your friend

Last day to get an XDWC time set :3

Tech support scammer, to someone who just deleted their website: "You're a sick person. What are you trying to do?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWVQo2W9A-A

I was *way* more excited for Momentum Mod when it was going to be actually open source, instead of being community developed, but you've got to get into the team and shit...

And the ability to go "You fucked it up" and just, fork the version you want... Since it was a mod for TF2 previously it would have been fairly easy to keep maintained...

"here's access to our engine, but if you slightly leak any of the source code you're fucked. I know it's called the "source" engine, but you've got to be proprietary from now on"

Valve fucking sucks

Nope. I'm broken. What the fuck is this 20th place CPM run?

7th place for speed, first for style...

Q3DFWC... Holy shit Brigand...

Q3DFWC has weapons, and I suck at weapons.

I also forget I can't just hold jump and have to press it...

Q3DFWC would be good if I had no, or terrible Internet though (since it can only beplayed offline, and XDWC can only be online)

Decent Q3DFWC time set, not too fussed about that one really, just needed a break from XDWC

Anyone who has cuddled a Charlotte is very lucky 🥺

My Internet appears to have died, yet I can still post?

Seeing a 0 at the start of this time is a fucking vibe considering my goal at the start was sub 1:10, then I saw 522 had 1:05, so I aimed for that, and now this... Mad...

High heartrate, plus this illness has meant I just went to the loo and my legs aren't working...

Help?

Sub minute

I wish I was cool enough to play with thicc LG

Sometimes I'm glad I don't pay for this

Gotta love that professional sports broadcasters Eurosport have *no idea* that one of their commentators isn't possible to hear