@MxCraven On paper, yeah, but when you say it out loud it doesn't work as well (in American English, anyhow, where "plow" is a definite "ow" and "Bowie" is a definite "oh" (except when talking about the knife, where it's a definite "oo"))
Although maybe the opportunity for an Aladdin Sane paint job makes up for that, I dunno.
@gamehawk I forgot the best one! The second one was named "Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney"
timeline's always dead 'round these parts