screams in ASCII @dancebriadance@is.nota.live

it's typically assumed that genders eat pronouns, certain types of clothing, and very little else, and while that's true for some people it may not be true for you! figure out what your gender likes and do your best to feed it well :)

i love to boogie! but do we have vans shoes under communism

Im gay and my glasses are dirty

I don't usually talk like this, but I'm going to make an exception for this case.

Listen to me very closely, you idiot.

YOU DO NOT TALK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT HOMESTUCK TO GIVE YOUR FRIENDS AN IDEA OF WHAT HOMESTUCK IS. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH WILL LEAD TO THEM FINDING OUT WHAT HOMESTUCK IS.

It should just be OBVIOUS that you DO NOT TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK in SUFFICIENT DETAIL that your friends actually find out WHAT HOMESTUCK IS.

Meanwhile I'm banning this post so that it doesn't (a) give people horrible nightmares and (b) give anyone enough information that they find out what homestuck is

You have to be really clever to come up with a genuinely dangerous thought. I am disheartened that people can be clever enough to do that and not clever enough to do the obvious thing and KEEP THEIR IDIOT MOUTHS SHUT about it, because it is much more important to sound intelligent when talking to your friends. This post was STUPID.

(For those who have no idea why I'm using capital letters for something that just sounds like a random crazy idea, and worry that it means I'm as crazy as OP, the gist of it was that he just did something that potentially leads people to find out what Homestuck is. It is the sort of thing you want to be EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE about NOT DOING.)

69420 thats the number of the beast