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btw uh migrated my nsfw alt over to eldritch.cafe

mutuals feel free to follow uwu @haxdrugsnrocknroll

@hakan_geijer We already have the perfect reaction image, we just need to find it in other languages

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hi

Paprikasalat mit dem Angenehmen das Nützliche zu verbinden.

proposing a new term for cis men and women, FMAB (force masced at birth) and FFAB (force femmed at birth)

beschlagnahmt.org ist ab sofort online, schaut vorbei. 🙌

im progression raiding in corruption of champions 2

what if we held hands on the tux racer slide

😳and were both girls 😳

FdA (Federation of German speaking anarchists) FDA (food and drug administration) takeover when

how to craft an insult 

- take something basic ('u smell')
- make it personal ('u smell because you never learned to wipe your ass')
- elaborate ('your ass smells like something that a special dumping site for things that smell bad gave birth to out of its ass 9 months after fucking the exxon valdez spill raw')
- imply you have insider knowledge ('i know this because i was at your mother's place last night. we didn't even fuck, just talked about your abysmal personal hygiene for 3 hours')
- make it more uncomfortable ('anyway i left a sock there...')
- suggest exactly what they could do ('...and if you see it, could you pull it over your head and exile yourself to the sewers to live with the rest of the smellyass shitbabies')
- add that condescending touch ('hope this helps!')

the gender of the day 

the la dispute - such small hands riff

leaving this here for absolutely no reason in particular :)

perks of being friends with me:

- occasionally i will send you random images of cats i find on the internet
- thats it.

if you say "FOSS" three times in front of a mirror at midnight, someone with a German accent appears and explains to you, in a condescending tone, what "libre" means

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"