im gonna fuck this up and have to reinstall again but im doing LFS

all caps 

CARDIACS IS ON STREAMING SERVICES
CARDIACS IS ON STREAMING SERVICES

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

did mattkc make a fucking housepets reference in his new video holy shitting fuck

not screen reader friendly, long 

STOP MAKING WEBAPPS

WEB PAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE
YEARS OF JAVASCRIPT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than POPUP MENUS
Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called FLASH
“Yeah I’m gonna use MVC to create an SPA that talks to a RESTful API” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Webdevs have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the servers and protocols we’ve built for them
(This is REAL code, written by REAL Webdevs):

function isEven(i) { return !isOdd(i) } // ?????

ReactDOM.render(
<div>
<TodoList/>
</div>,
destination
); // ???????

(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); // ???????????????

“Hello I would like {{ $scope.get(“numApples”) }} apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools

computer take 

theres no good reason to go over 1080p

i have i3 and xfce installed

xfce looks like shit by default tho lmao

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ok i installed arch linux on my school laptop. bye, non-emulated windows

JADESPRITE: BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

i just want it to be publicly known and obvious that I (novimatrem) am a girl, please boost

so andy samberg is in The Shooting AKA Dear Sister and nobody has brought this up apparently

what

Responses to being asked "have u ever visited the dark web" and what they mean

what, like 4chan? // bas never been to 4chan or The Dark Web, a good soul
no? // suspicious of why you'd think they'd go there, they're not totally sure what it is
no //they know of tor but have never cared about it because its just for drugs and stuff
yea lol // they went on some sketchy onion sites in high school but never did anything on them
who's asking // they're joking but that's a yes and they purchase drugs on the reg
yes // they don't buy drugs but they're on the hacking forums to be edgy and think they're cooler than u
depends on what u mean // this person has tor installed but doesn't do any illegal shit, they might torrent through i2p
which one // has been in weird places, has technical knowledge, likes to fuck around but completely harmless
haha no // yes and they do shit that they know they shouldn't be doing
*secures their devices and leaves* // you are on a watchlist for associating with this person
yeah man I'm the hitman you ordered // pay your hitman, it's rude to leave them hanging, give them a tip too

my hobby is being extremely angry when i find out strangers online have a different Application Theme set than i do

im on exercise 1-4 but i already feel i have ascended into the astral plane of programming

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in about 2008 i signed up my name and address for a website for some kind of promotion run by McDonalds and the Coca Cola company, and immediately i emailed their legal department asking for all my information to be removed. i got a message back saying they were working on it. anyway, today, i just got an email saying they had successfully completed the deletion of my personal information

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"