https://github.com/blacfell/nyarmove
i did A Thing
not screen reader friendly, long
STOP MAKING WEBAPPS
WEB PAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE
YEARS OF JAVASCRIPT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than POPUP MENUS
Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called FLASH
“Yeah I’m gonna use MVC to create an SPA that talks to a RESTful API” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Webdevs have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the servers and protocols we’ve built for them
(This is REAL code, written by REAL Webdevs):
function isEven(i) { return !isOdd(i) } // ?????
ReactDOM.render(
<div>
<TodoList/>
</div>,
destination
); // ???????
(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); // ???????????????
“Hello I would like {{ $scope.get(“numApples”) }} apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools
Responses to being asked "have u ever visited the dark web" and what they mean
what, like 4chan? // bas never been to 4chan or The Dark Web, a good soul
no? // suspicious of why you'd think they'd go there, they're not totally sure what it is
no //they know of tor but have never cared about it because its just for drugs and stuff
yea lol // they went on some sketchy onion sites in high school but never did anything on them
who's asking // they're joking but that's a yes and they purchase drugs on the reg
yes // they don't buy drugs but they're on the hacking forums to be edgy and think they're cooler than u
depends on what u mean // this person has tor installed but doesn't do any illegal shit, they might torrent through i2p
which one // has been in weird places, has technical knowledge, likes to fuck around but completely harmless
haha no // yes and they do shit that they know they shouldn't be doing
*secures their devices and leaves* // you are on a watchlist for associating with this person
yeah man I'm the hitman you ordered // pay your hitman, it's rude to leave them hanging, give them a tip too
im on exercise 1-4 but i already feel i have ascended into the astral plane of programming
in about 2008 i signed up my name and address for a website for some kind of promotion run by McDonalds and the Coca Cola company, and immediately i emailed their legal department asking for all my information to be removed. i got a message back saying they were working on it. anyway, today, i just got an email saying they had successfully completed the deletion of my personal information
https://nyar.neocities.org/
toki pona speaker and ithkuilist and speedrunner and cat