nsfw, dysphoria 

I'm a itty bitty lil baby kitten princess and dont you let me forget it

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Thing: *exists*

Men:

Everyone else: don't do it

Men: 😏

Everyone: you better fucking not!!!!

Men:

Men: *fetishize the thing*

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so theres a nerf gun called the praxis what should be the theme if i decide to paint it up

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The lab assistant hesitated by the large switch. "Master, is it not illegal to build monsters?"
"I do not build monsters," Dr. Dastard sneered.
"But... the fangs, and talons, and horns, and-"
"Monsters aren't built, they are raised."
"But-"
"And we'll raise this one with love."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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recommend me music preferably queer folk punk please I need more explicitly queer music in general

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is anything more powerful than a trans girl with a guitar

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"who cares if i do this"
- apathetic
- passive
- powerless

"who's going to stop me"
- clarity of purpose
- success-oriented
- committed choice

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me: uwu uwu, uwu uwu uwu!
pet: honey...
me: uwu i'm smol bean, uwu uwu
pet: i'm trying to write!
me: but i'm smol bean uwu!!
pet: [sigh] yes, you're smol bean

nsfw sorta, genitalia 

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When I attended my cousin’s graduation I heard “cum laude” pronounced like 5 different ways in the same event

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the notion that an idea, a single piece of thought in the greater scheme of your total experiences and influences, is something that you alone totally own is not only naïve but stunningly authoritarian

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hot take: the concept of intellectual property, in all its forms and component parts, is based on the notion that something as easily made and transferable as an idea is not only worth capital but its own form of capital to be exchanged for other things

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"