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seasons are just when minecraft updates and it fucks up the biomes

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Like, sure I'll be your weird third to spice up your marriage but your husband has to hide in the cupboard the whole time and never speak to me

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youve heard of the salvation army, now get ready for:
the damnation army

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jewish gynecologists be like 

if a pedophile gets struck by lightning does he turn into a supercharged creeper

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Art project idea:
"Gendered" bathrooms with e-paper signs that change to different arbitrary symbols every day.

Symbol pairs will be chosen so that each day most people will manage to fit in but each day someone else would actually prefer a third/forth/fifth option.

Examples: Star Wars vs. Star Trek, Apples vs. Bananas, Vim vs. Emacs, Triangles vs. Squares, Coffee vs. Tea, …
you get the idea…

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@sdrow @ida @HavenSplendor ya girl got grounded from pretty much everything i cant use discord i love yall so much and im doin ok

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Abolishing ICE is not enough. It must be audited, and its agents and officials made to stand trial for the crimes they have committed.

just wait til the police hear that shooting ppl is illegal

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what do u call an escalator when u cut the power 

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"