oh no it's big I love my SOs hours but also big anxiety goblins making me think they hate me for existing hours

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"peer" is defined as "the individual who is currently peeing"

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(everything's more complicated than you think. computers are sand we tricked into thinking. it's a giant pillar of abstraction and nobody knows how the whole thing works.)

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all cats are good cats. they are either very good, or they are good at being cats.

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Gross, bodily fluids, shitpost 

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nsfw thirstposting 

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bringing kids to pride is wrong, they have cops at those events and i can’t have my child thinking being a cop is okay

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Not all trans people are vampire but all vampires are trans

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GRS bulletin for AMAB folk, particularly non-binary 

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After several days of not seeing them I was blessed with the presence of the neighborhood cat. A good omen for tomorrow

mornin fedi, probably gonna thirst post for attention some more

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the gym is an mmo

- monthly subscription fee
- repetitive tasks for incremental gain
- everyone is obsessed with cosmetics

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"