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i can only program in extremely short intervals and in those intervals i get 12 hours of work done in 30 minutes

like the ballmer peak but instead of BAC it's time and the time is 2am on a friday

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i’m glad bloomberg got eviscerated in the debate last night

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coerced consent is not consent.
consent is freely given or it is not consent.
using power, economic or otherwise, to manufacture consent is not consent.

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Every single local tech job is either

A) Totally outside of my field
B) Clearly a fucking scam
C) Some hyper evil megacorp like BAE

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software cold take 

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aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the year is 2030. we've finally killed off that sun microsystems programming language, you don't get popups asking to update it anymore. they even built a tomb for it so people could pay their respects, but nobody goes. real programmers don't like java's crypt

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fn compute(matrix: &[Vec<i32>], mut memo: &mut HashMap<(usize, usize), i32>, x: usize, y: usize) -> i32

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bad: Welcome to the world of POKÉMON! Are you a BOY or a GIRL?

better: Welcome to the world of POKÉMON! What are your pronouns?

ideal: Welcome to the world of POKÉMON! Are you a HUMAN or are you a POKÉMON?

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re: bitching about code under capitalism 

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OH GOD I AM GETTING NOTIFICATIONS I HAVE MADE A GOOD POST

uspol 

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"