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if something i post is cwed with just "-" expect the worst

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stop doing reference counting

- references were never supposed to be counted
- hours of time spent refcounting with no use outside rust devs spiking compile times

"yes please give me a shitty thing that's worse than a garbage collector" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

LOOK what Rustaceans have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the borrow checkers we built for them

let x = 4
let y = &x

"Hello I would like &variable please"
They have played us for absolute fools

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today osint skills helped me return a random persons wallet

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The frediverse (a social network for people named Fred. It's fully frederated)

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the three types of kde program names

① a word starting with c or q, spelt with a k
② 'k' followed by a supremely unexciting word
③ a word that english speakers will not pronounce correctly, also with a k added if necessary (kopete, choqok, i cant think of a third example)

my hair keeps getting in my nose somehow what

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i got followed by a cool person this morning

good morning homosexuals and homosexual affiliates

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@joshua in vampires the masquerade, caine has an npc character sheet, in case anyone is foolish enough to challenge him

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I'm

⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 a buff baby that can dance like a man, i can shake-a my fanny, i can shake-a my can! i'm a tough tootin' baby, i can punch-a yo buns! punch-a yo buns, i can punch all yo buns! if you're an evil witch, i will punch u for fun

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now imagine the noise it makes when one of these bones shatters

that's not my gender but it's pretty cool imo

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imagine it dead, felled by something even older and more terrible; imagine an entire ecosystem of scavengers and decomposers eating the flesh away over millennia. imagine the bare glass bones sticking up like alien cathedrals, impossibly huge, scintillating in the sun

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my gender? basically imagine a beast, a mountain-sized thing so large it affects the weather when it moves, with bones of glass and flesh like a wasp's nest or hollow coral, the wind as it moves making it rustle and scream

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The well-known hat type "top hat" implies the existence of the less known hat types "bottom hat", "strange hat", "charm hat", "up hat", and "down hat".

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"