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stop doing reference counting

- references were never supposed to be counted
- hours of time spent refcounting with no use outside rust devs spiking compile times

"yes please give me a shitty thing that's worse than a garbage collector" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

LOOK what Rustaceans have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the borrow checkers we built for them

let x = 4
let y = &x

"Hello I would like &variable please"
They have played us for absolute fools

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like just "nothing can prepare you for this post everything's fucked sorry open at your own risk"

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if something i post is cwed with just "-" expect the worst

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@rek reminds me of a conversation with this one guy i know who was going crazy trying to make a static webpage with an editor component, using "modern practices" (node server, with all that jazz), and was absolutely baffled when i said that he can just write and open html files with his browser as-is and everything still works just fine for his usecase

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pizza levels are 68% and rising

(68%) ■■■■■■□□□□

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whats the likelihood that someone knows about bayes' theorem given they took a statistics class at some point? vote now on your phones

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webshits: heres a four part series about why changing a LICENSE file was the hardest thing i might have ever had to do in my entire life

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blahaj.social, an instance that only posts haskell memes

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he's a monad, he's a monad, he's a monad -- ARE THERE ANY MORE MONADS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT

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OCaml is ugly in a homey way... but maybe that's just me...

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this is in the context of me moving into my dorm

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"me" is an option here esp if you have good soldering skill, i wont be pissed if you fuck it up since this is my last hope tbh

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does anyone know somewhere reputable which does circuit board repair

ive got a fucked surface mount fuse

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"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"