hazel @hazel@is.nota.live

The frediverse (a social network for people named Fred. It's fully frederated)

@joshua in vampires the masquerade, caine has an npc character sheet, in case anyone is foolish enough to challenge him

I'm

⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 a buff baby that can dance like a man, i can shake-a my fanny, i can shake-a my can! i'm a tough tootin' baby, i can punch-a yo buns! punch-a yo buns, i can punch all yo buns! if you're an evil witch, i will punch u for fun

@hierarchon @EeveeEuphoria @perfectblue

now imagine the noise it makes when one of these bones shatters

that's not my gender but it's pretty cool imo

imagine it dead, felled by something even older and more terrible; imagine an entire ecosystem of scavengers and decomposers eating the flesh away over millennia. imagine the bare glass bones sticking up like alien cathedrals, impossibly huge, scintillating in the sun

my gender? basically imagine a beast, a mountain-sized thing so large it affects the weather when it moves, with bones of glass and flesh like a wasp's nest or hollow coral, the wind as it moves making it rustle and scream

The well-known hat type "top hat" implies the existence of the less known hat types "bottom hat", "strange hat", "charm hat", "up hat", and "down hat".