hazel 
@hazel@is.nota.live
arrested for unix crimes in 13 jurisdictions
off-by-one erro
bunenby hacker thing on the internet.
digital devil saga connoisseur, computer pedant, -4x developer, water drinker. currently sipping earl grey tea in the back of a denver dennys
18 y/o, lang: en, #nobot, icon https://www.deviantart.com/yakkunz
Joined Jan 2020
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stop doing reference counting
- references were never supposed to be counted
- hours of time spent refcounting with no use outside rust devs spiking compile times
"yes please give me a shitty thing that's worse than a garbage collector" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
LOOK what Rustaceans have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the borrow checkers we built for them
let x = 4
let y = &x
"Hello I would like &variable please"
They have played us for absolute fools
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like just "nothing can prepare you for this post everything's fucked sorry open at your own risk"
if something i post is cwed with just "-" expect the worst
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@rek reminds me of a conversation with this one guy i know who was going crazy trying to make a static webpage with an editor component, using "modern practices" (node server, with all that jazz), and was absolutely baffled when i said that he can just write and open html files with his browser as-is and everything still works just fine for his usecase
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pizza levels are 68% and rising
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whats the likelihood that someone knows about bayes' theorem given they took a statistics class at some point? vote now on your phones
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webshits: heres a four part series about why changing a LICENSE file was the hardest thing i might have ever had to do in my entire life
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KOTLC web services is DOWN!
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blahaj.social, an instance that only posts haskell memes
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he's a monad, he's a monad, he's a monad -- ARE THERE ANY MORE MONADS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
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OCaml is ugly in a homey way... but maybe that's just me...
"me" is an option here esp if you have good soldering skill, i wont be pissed if you fuck it up since this is my last hope tbh
does anyone know somewhere reputable which does circuit board repair
ive got a fucked surface mount fuse
give me money
arrested for unix crimes in 13 jurisdictions
off-by-one erro
bunenby hacker thing on the internet.
digital devil saga connoisseur, computer pedant, -4x developer, water drinker. currently sipping earl grey tea in the back of a denver dennys
18 y/o, lang: en, #nobot, icon https://www.deviantart.com/yakkunz
Joined Jan 2020
