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3 billion devices run Java but it doesn't say if any of them still work

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im giggling so hard right now i should not be allowed to use computers

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i literally just forgot to integrate oh my god

anyway so rn i cant tell the difference between differentiation and integration and i should probably sleep

im making pointless errors and im probably gonna mess up this test tmrw

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jeffy boy if you could get my order to Here within a week that would be Great(tm) thanks

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i have converted a running system from MBR to GPT

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replacing the word "gender" with "lobster" works in every situation

cis person finding out there are more than 2 lobsters and getting really worried about it

"oh no! just how many lobsters are there?!"

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"