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quantum devil saga 4: I Am So Fucking Mad

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i swear to god

if a small company at the start of a film signed an agreement saying "Don't Be Evil" and then at the end of the film became a giant evil megacorp it'd be called cliche trite

but that's happened in real life with google lol

ok i am good at calculus ok but what is This

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pirated my math textbook for this semester

im going to die

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i feel the need to apologise to people looking for a fair fight

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i wish there was a mode in online smash that was "i know im bad but i wanna have fun playing video games"

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How to make scrambled eggs:
1. Try to make an omelette.
2. Enjoy!

knowing who shin minase is is a good way to become friends with me instantly

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me: shin minase
yall: *radio silence*

i'm watching my dad play baba is you

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"