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i just realized i bear very little likeness to my old self and that makes me really happy tbh!

so you're bored, huh? why not rewrite cat(1) in Haskell

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computers are just natural language except everything is a conlang

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[adrian is a person in my ethics class]

adrian: hazel i have an off-topic question for you but i don't know if you can answer it
me: yes?
adrian: if i asked you "what's with this dog motif" how would you answer
me: do you have something against dogs?
adrian: π™˜π™€π™§π™§π™šπ™˜π™© π™–π™£π™¨π™¬π™šπ™§

my uni escaped being vocational java training but that doesn't mean we don't have a terrible java course

my tentative schedule for next semester 

also taking ENG-L 204 Intro to Fiction over the winter intersession (because I can)

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my tentative schedule for next semester 

MATH-S 311 Honors Calculus III
MATH-M 384 Logic
CSCI-H 212 Honors Intro to Software Systems (basically just Java...)
CSCI-H 241 Honors Discrete Structures for Computer Science
SOC-S 101 Sociology of Asian America

i can make it something like or, but that's a lot of effort.

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would " at knightsofthelambdacalcul dot us" be sus as a mastodon mailer address

samth said he didn't want to join my mastodon instance

"nice whale, hazel"
- sam tobin-hochstadt

it's a SHARK cmon

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hazel orders a breakfast buritto at 4:26 pm

vibe check me

fun hazel facts 

i was briefly famous as a ""hacker"" when i was 12 for a 5 line shell script (i still get emails about this)

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is not alive

timeline's always dead 'round these parts