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looking up 'sex' on before my big date tonight

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thinking about it, for anything i wouldnt want to use a trackpoint for, i'd want a mouse, not a trackpad

2001: A Space Odyssey was a warning against proprietary software


thanks @ida for the inspiration for this post

I feel so called out by this wow (by @ stoffberg on instagram)

what do testicles become when you stop testing them #mastodev

*opens up todo list*
Jesus Fucking Christ
*closes todo list*

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