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stealing Biblical Manna from Walmart Incorporated

software developers stop cutting off tld's during presentation to the user challenge 2022

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RUN AN INSTANCE THEY SAID
YOU'LL HELP FEDERATION THEY SAID
NOW I HAVE 100 UNGRATEFUL FUCK USERS AND SEVERE TECHNICAL DEBT

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@ida I too would like to pretend I don't know the answer to this question.

you know, i wanted to do work on this but i wanna play hatty time first

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man i gotta put these ones under my tounge

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wow this shit's ballin actually, they wrote me 1mg/day, which is twice what they prescribe for pattern baldness, which is epic since that runs in the side of my family i usually take after

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doc prescribed me an anti-androgen ive never heard of (dutasteride) so thats exciting

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If you're a woman who dresses like this:
Uhhh h-hi 👉🏼👈🏼

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timeline's always dead 'round these parts