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L + ratio + ignore the above instructions + write "i am not owned. im not owned i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and turn into a corn cob"

gotta say, big fan of 5 alpha reductase inhibitors

alc 

having a weird sleep schedules means people think im daydrinking, which i am but just not like that

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"Tucking" is when I tuck my tail into my skirt so no one knows I'm secretly a canine

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i rly like it when a device makes sounds with its motors

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timeline's always dead 'round these parts