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them,,,,

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⚪ida

the circles in display my name 

🔵 doing pretty well! feel free to joke around or whatever
⚪ okay, not great, be mindful while interacting
🔴 im really fragile and probably having a breakdown, try to be careful

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Catlas Snugged

Soft uwu puppers are the vanguard of the borking class

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morgan (puyo mode)

i spent years mastering the art of self hypnosis to make myself forget all the horrid posts that you people make

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fuck tube fuselages, give me the blended wing

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Davey :verified:

hot single serotonin reuptake inhibitors in your area :promoted:

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ph 

had to sleep through the hours i wanted to work, again

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ida, robot bean

why does my gender anyway

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ph 

can my body stop that

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slut respecter

ideal looter gf

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Ecolobold

I've done it! Finally. First, I taught an AI to love. It took years of showing them couples interact and slowly it figured out how love works. Then it decided it was gay, which was strange but, I'm not one to stop my machines path to true love. Anyway, I then taught it about communism. Everyone should learn about the old greats, so I gave it access to the internet. This was my fatal flaw you see, as it eventually got sucked into a scam. I managed to convince it that it was being scammed but before then it tried to convince me to buy in. Despite this, I'm proud of my son... 

...MLMLMMLMMLMM: Machine Learning Marxist Leninist Maoist Man Loving Man Multi Level Marketing Machine

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small ghosts

can you tell i'm bored

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charlotte ✨

poly people really be like:

solving the travelling salesman problem so that i can kiss all my partners in the most efficient way

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Jaina Amitie

my wife says they're just "doing some devops" but she won't stop talking about k8s

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Jaina Amitie

kubernetes won't stop emailing my wife

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i will never know how to spell k8s' full name and i think thats the sole reason why ill never use it

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gonzo slaps, they're so gonzo that they're their own gender

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hat in time 

also wow mastodon really mangled that video

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hat in time 

so, if you activate your ice hat on the same frame (i think) as you touch the platform, you can bypass the ice hat's wind up

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i think i just discovered a new tech in hat in time

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spock can live twenty four hours without his brain -- FACT

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turban sage

every time i see Females in a book shop i get so pissed lmao

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