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introduction 

Can't wait to take part in the official public beta of the first Google-owned Mastodon Instance

uspol adj, funny but good news 

:bing: how to pose a serious threat to Microsoft corporate

i dreamt last night that elasticsearch broke on this instance and i had to redo it

No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

*czzzch* dispatch this is Lakon Spaceways SIERRA KILO ECHO requesting permission to shid and fart on landing pad 19

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"