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the circles in display my name 

🔵 doing pretty well! feel free to joke around or whatever
⚪ okay, not great, be mindful while interacting
🔴 im really fragile and probably having a breakdown, try to be careful

elastisearch is a fuck so i cannot reboost it but www stands for wive waugh wove

pda 

what bastards, how could they be so kissable and sweet

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A timeline not of day crew or night crew, but somewhere on the other side...

boss gets a dollar, i get a dime, thats why i post on company time

My superpower is that I can piss other peoples pants for them. You're welcome #pisscrew

me: mom can i drink liquids
mom: to be ? ?
me: yesssss
me: *actually joins like a boss*
:piss:

:bing: is it illegal to make me do homework
:bing: how to defederate from my mum and dad

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"