No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.
hey!! pleroma users don't interact with this post. This one's just for mastodon users!!
@snakeboy im gonna interact with it on my pleroma alt just to spite you
"are you a boy or a girl?"