@ida honestly I can't even be mad, every year is Twenty Grift-Teen

@jacethechicken @ida back in nineteen-tickity-two you'd keep a zippo in your pocket

@ida Er, but does the battery actually work under conditions cold enough to want a hand warmer?

@ida Didn't the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 offer similar features?

[background musical refrain from "Firestarter" by Prodigy] :flan_molotov:

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