oh god oh fuck my mom and dad asked me what mastodon is

@ida you see that’s your first mistake, my parents wouldn’t be caught dead taking an interest in my hobbies

Tell them it's one of those new sucky pokemon

@ida I've been getting this question too. "uhhhhh...."

@ida it's a prehistoric elephant-like mammal named for its breast-like teeth

@ida "it's a website for gay witches for abortion. You wouldn't be interested...."

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"