oh god oh fuck my mom and dad asked me what mastodon is

@ida you see that’s your first mistake, my parents wouldn’t be caught dead taking an interest in my hobbies

@ida tell them it's a virus, but a good virus that only makes nazis sad.

@ida it's a prehistoric elephant-like mammal named for its breast-like teeth

@ida "it's a website for gay witches for abortion. You wouldn't be interested...."

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"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"