oh god oh fuck my mom and dad asked me what mastodon is
@ida quick, lie!
@ida you see that’s your first mistake, my parents wouldn’t be caught dead taking an interest in my hobbies
@ida tell them it's a virus, but a good virus that only makes nazis sad.
Tell them it's one of those new sucky pokemon
@ida its a kind of extinct elephant
or a band
@ida I've been getting this question too. "uhhhhh...."
@ida The end is nigh!
@ida it's a prehistoric elephant-like mammal named for its breast-like teeth
@ida "it's a website for gay witches for abortion. You wouldn't be interested...."
@ida it's an LGBT+ support group
@lynnesbian yeah basically