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rat pics 

Fedi generation poll, boost for maximimun demographic analysis

"sudden death?! that means anyone who dies is dead!" my little brother just shouted this while playing smash with his friend

excuse me pardon me coming through on my way to your eyeballs (selfie, boosts +)

Lewd 

the rufous boi claims to have "ass" and "loads" to "nut," but what evidence have we been offered? there is reasonable room for skepticism

all the accounts on local are actually mine and i just log off and on a lot

@sdrow logged in and shouted "why is mastodon red" and then made an intense hissing sound

moving to jortage and getting the gold super sponsor tier which means I get to name all your images to funny things and will have my new company's logo as a watermark on every upload

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"