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i really wish class action suits had a lot more teeth

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rat pics 

@suzukipeach my sweet babies, frejya and minerva. i miss them very much.

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"sudden death?! that means anyone who dies is dead!" my little brother just shouted this while playing smash with his friend

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excuse me pardon me coming through on my way to your eyeballs (selfie, boosts +)

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the rufous boi claims to have "ass" and "loads" to "nut," but what evidence have we been offered? there is reasonable room for skepticism

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all the accounts on local are actually mine and i just log off and on a lot

@sdrow logged in and shouted "why is mastodon red" and then made an intense hissing sound

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moving to jortage and getting the gold super sponsor tier which means I get to name all your images to funny things and will have my new company's logo as a watermark on every upload

ah yes, i federate with activitypub (big) and activitypub (medium)

the fediverse but its just a box where you enter text thats read aloud directly into my room very loudly

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"