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selfie, ec, boosts (+) 

im' peebee head. i'mb a big boo boo bungus. basically i'm a fucky little cretin. #mastodev #creativetoots

my instance by far is the best because i haven't seen any mastodon developments visible in from here

Bee's Crab Story (includes a mild amount of being eaten by crabs) 

the edm my dad listens to hasn't changed sine 2002

it's friday and nothing about my mood is changed except for the fact most of my gfs have time off

tbh living in a desolate wasteland is pretty epic actually

living in a desert like my entire life probably gave me a weird view on how nature is because my brain assumes things are just the same everywhere else too

to my defense ive literally never seen a tree change color irl other than fucking die so i wasnt aware that was even a thing

recently learned that evergreen trees are called that because they don't turn orange or whatever in the fall

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"