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The API they most probably used to collect public toots can be disabled since 3.0 by unchecking “Allow unauthenticated access to public timeline” in your instance's Site settings

Capitalism is quietly erasing the idea of private property. All products are effectively becoming rentals, and the companies can revoke your right to use them whenever they feel like it. It's becoming increasingly difficult to actually own anything. Media is streamed, and devices are locked from the users.

It's hilarious how all the things people were afraid of happening under communism are actually happening under capitalism.

no i cannot remember what you said 5 seconds ago but i do remember how i made you a little uncomfortable 3 years ago at a taco bell by saying something without thinking

millions of people had half a second of the latest blockbuster movie torrent overwritten by a sped up clip of bill clinton saying "i did not have sexual relations with that woman" in what people are calling the Great Hash Collision of 2024

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry :blobcatsurprised:

windows should add an arbitrary character to the NTFS reserved list just to annoy people and break things

something like 5 or ~

i should get a mp3 player or something sometime, so i can take a walk and listen to music and not have to deal with the urge to look at my phone all the time

mech for morgan?

😇 Mom can I #LogOn?

👩 To #respect #women?

😇 Yeeees

😈 Actually #respects #men 😎 like a boss

👨🏻‍🦱👨🏼‍🦲👨🏼‍🦰Fella Time👳🏽‍♂️👨🏼‍🦳👨🏼

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"