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this is the kind of thing that happened *all the fucking time* any time the dev team did any kind of aesthetic tweaks to the website

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@jordyd not only was Plato a big soaking wet ham of a man he also made sure i had to hear about him in 2019

picture this: you're plato. your butt smells awful and your robes are flecked with spoiled goats milk. you have olive pits stuck in your snarled and knotted beard. you live in a hole lined with pigs leather. you sit down at your 3 legged table and say "somewhere things are perfect." then u die and fancy lads agree wiht you for like 1000 years

i guess im just suppressed how heavy the human body is

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exercises that work by just making your lift one of your limbs up and keeping it there fuck me up because wow are those ridiculously hard

recommended cis holidays (continued):

• Cisgender Day of Not Using the Word "Brave" (it's just one day! y'all can do it!)
• Cisgender Day of Liking All Your Trans Kid's Selfies on Facebook
• Cisgender Day of Just Correcting Yourself and Moving On When You Fuck Up Somebody's Pronouns
• Cisgender Retail Employees' Day of Not Giving a Shit Who's In Your Store Buying What, a Sale's a Sale
• Cisgender Day of Crushing on a Trans Person Because They're Hot and Not Worrying About Why
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recommended cisgender holidays:

• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Sex
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Gender Roles
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About You
• Cisgender Day of Going With Your Trans Friend to the DMV
• Cisgender Day of Taking Your Trans Friend Shopping But Not As a Trans Thing Just As a Friend Thing And With Full Acceptance That This Might Mean Spending Time in the Plus Size or Kids Sections Because Clothes and Shoes Are Tricky
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who's ych and why do so many artists draw them

partial list of trans holidays:

• Transgender Day of Remembrance
• Transgender Day of Visibility
• Transgender Day of Paperwork
• Transgender Day of Explaining This Shit To Your Parents, Again
• Transgender Day of Dealing With Medical Insurance (formerly part of TDoP but it got too big)
• Transgender Day of Seeing Another Trans Person at the Coffee Shop But They Don't Have Any Openly Trans Signifiers and What Are You Gonna Say To Them Anyway, Hi, I'm Trans Too, How's It Going
• Halloween

Sometimes homeless people sleep on the street outside my new office location.

I've decided I should get to know them. They're my neighbors.

This morning I asked a guy if he wanted anything from the CVS, he said a roast beef sandwich and a Rockstar energy drink, so I bought him that.

A guy in a nice suit in front of me in line at the CVS had seen the same homeless guy, and was making fun of him for being dirty, and trying to get the cashier to laugh with him. What an asshole.

Choose your fighter:

ive been awake for 4 hours and have not left my bed yet yeehaw

3 billion devices run Java but it doesn't say if any of them still work

when wikipedia describes a shit-eating rodent as “practising coprophagy”, no dear wikipedia editor rodents do not practise anything, they just do

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"