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me: how the fuck do you spell tennessee
bf: like how you spell tennis ball except with a lot more letters and no b

this is about labor day, which is on the first of may. changing this is something corporate lobbies have done to disconnect it from its union roots

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fuck the first monday of september, im all about the first of may

*somebody asks me to give them a bunch of emojis that havent federated over*
*i copy paste a list*
*i look at the timeline and its full of people being really pissed this person is here now*
ah yes, perfect

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while using my pronouns is the absolute bare minimum, its still really nice when someone uses the right one effortlessly it makes the dopamine machine go brrrr

maybe we shouldn't have centralized internet infrastructure

"you reckon that theres enough naruto amvs out there to reconstruct the entire show?"

warframe 

i meant to put the word 'say' in there but i forgot it

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warframe 

de really did 'xaku nonbinary' huh

i get such a silly grin on my face everytime jfksjfks

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"