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alc 

i jjusr wanted to drink the tastu drink 😔

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alc 

dammb it i goy drunj off one beer

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Accept-Pronouns: it/it/its/its/itself;q=1, she/her/her/her/herself;q=0.9, they/them/their/theirs/themselves;q=0.1

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we should standardize an http header similar to accept-languages called accept-pronouns

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@FirstProgenitor

gotta keep the little guy in my screen alive by tapping the buttons that feed him (boosts and faves)

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lots of wifeposting (posting about wife) on the timeline today. good

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oomfies #onhere have wifes!!! Good for them! Good for them

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(busts down door of timeline) I'M SO FUCKING GAY Y'ALL HOLY SHIT

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dress that looks like a 90s bus seat

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Broke: There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen

Woke:

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is not alive

timeline's always dead 'round these parts