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theirfoot is legal. mine though? [shaking my head] been years since i could show this thing in public.

snack foods 

pizza pringles? pizza combos? pizza goldfish? hell yeah gamer

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snack foods 

pizza flavored snacks are the fuckin best i swear to the gods

Postmodernism shitpost depressive neomania
Online for a decade, now there's holes in my brainia
Ideology is all pretty much the sameia
Heyyyyyyy macarena

who needs waterproof phones when you have ziploc bags

oral-b pro 5000 smartseries with bluetooth connectivity electric rechargeable toothbrush

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my mum calling any bit of technology 'it' is the most boomer thing ive heard out of her for a bit

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"