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please fedi watch this video it's my favorite one on the internet

*cleans up 1/512th of my room*

me: okay, great progress! i'll get back to it in a bit.

*24 hours later*

me: alright, back to the ol' grind.

theirfoot is legal. mine though? [shaking my head] been years since i could show this thing in public.

snack foods 

snack foods 

me and my bot make up 70% of posts on my instance

Postmodernism shitpost depressive neomania
Online for a decade, now there's holes in my brainia
Ideology is all pretty much the sameia
Heyyyyyyy macarena

who needs waterproof phones when you have ziploc bags

oral-b pro 5000 smartseries with bluetooth connectivity electric rechargeable toothbrush

my mum calling any bit of technology 'it' is the most boomer thing ive heard out of her for a bit

the oral b bluetooth enabled toothbrush

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"