I have learned a TRUTH

Turns out the neighborhood kitty (pictured) is named Samantha and Sammy does in fact have a home they go back to. I just get my own real life @sam to show up at my house and demand food when I get home from work in the morning.

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@sam i was trying to dig up some internet curses thanks to you but I found this instead i hope you like it

@sam The Spectral bat has a wingspan of up to 3 feet making it one of the better huggers of the bat world.

@sam This is the Western Pipistrelle. It is inarguable that Pipistrelle is the best name in the entire animal kingdom.

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"