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I have learned a TRUTH

Turns out the neighborhood kitty (pictured) is named Samantha and Sammy does in fact have a home they go back to. I just get my own real life @sam to show up at my house and demand food when I get home from work in the morning.

@sam don't look to me for help when you find your keys knocked off the table and onto the floor

@sam you must refer to the kingpin with respect lest some misfortune occur

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Tried to take a pic of my pipe but Watson decided it was his turn to get admiration

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Work nonsense 

cat 

@cute no that is why we bottle up that gamer girl sweat and sell it

A bunch of bad crap happened today which has upset me, leading to me causing problems for others which is upsetting me further.

The only winning move is not to play, I guess.

@ida are we trying to fix that or actually be productive?

A selection of great Choices screenshots Pt 3 

this is the 155th time we have run the epicgamingkid simulation and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"