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death adjacent, late stage capitalism 

*starts to hail*
*roof of the workplace making creaking noises*

"hey, if this shit falls and injures us, never have to pay the bills again"
"hell, even if it kills ya, never have to pay the bills again"
"plus they just rolled out the new life insurance"
"hell yeah, payday all around"

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"