could I get a glass of water
welcome to the future
i hate that smug look cats get when they’re playing with something inanimate that they believe is prey. like oh boy good for you, you caught an O N I O N. it can’t even move. grow up
*jazz musician voice* ya like bees?
everyone: "something something prince phillip"
my brain: "ah, yes, phillip price, CEO of e-corp"
bed is where the blåhaj are
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bullying @skehmatics's's'ssss' computer machine in my tiny skull brain
plan on going to san fran to throw enough eggs at reddit hq's windows that it blots out thos nerd's sunlight, get egg'dd
i hate shopping
home goods? more like home bads, amirite gamers?*honk*
enter the sex panopticon
i hope this works
found a person
Printers are so wild they're just like "hey I can perfectly replicate this image that's originally made of pixels for you" and nobody mentions how epic that is
Listening to Well There's Your Problem podcast. I'm not sure what Ros actually looks like, but in my head he is the SimCity transportation adviser
anyone got any good societies to live in
"are you a boy or a girl?"