the effort to result ratio of this was clearly not worth it

i don't know who needs to hear this, but:

you're never too old or too young to rob the Vatican. don't let the haters sway you

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Man killed by drunkard with a frozen summer sausage

my sister is claiming that guy fieri was a firefighter at 9/11 and thats why he always wears flames on his shirt

caps 

WHO CAM EIN M Y JACK DANIELS SOUTHERN CITRUS

It gets kind of exhausting having almost zero idea how people feel about the things I say to them sometimes

i’m sick of all the negativity... let’s start a positive trend on here for once... tell the fediverse all the reasons #WhyThePodcastStaysOnDuringSex

My handwriting style is named "cursive" because people see it and say "I can't read a single word of this shit"

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"