"Is Lime Water Still Water" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,.

"world music", as opposed to music not of this world

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critical stress levels imminent ...

type of guy who exclusively wears Tee-K-O shirts

my self-driving car's navigation algorithm keeps driving me places i've already been to, 'in case i missed it' and altering my route so it will go past more billboards

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Walls and furniture be like *resonates at a particular frequency*

boost if disappointed or disgusted by your country

there's only a "shortage" if you think that rich assholes hoarding dozens of empty properties constitutes a shortage

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hmm there's not enough housing. better do something.

[construct another building of condos that start at $450,000 and are immediately purchased by Californians as speculative investments]

son of a gun, it! keeps! happening!! welp, time to go sleep on this pile of money and try again tomorrow. 😩

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is not alive

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"im dead!"