could I get a glass of water
i have deep respect for my friends the scientists. it is difficult and important work they do, slaving away in the lab, trying to make the electrons Fuck
Microcheating on my exams by studying before hand
brutally beat the cold brew teabag with the straw so that it may release its precious juices
We prefer to pick up our information through Nintendo Indirect: we find out what happened through people who watched it.
wait I think we got gamers all wrong everybody
lewd adj Show more
skeh: "buttchug tabasco sauce to show them who's boss"
second hand cig smoke wafting in should /not/ be giving me the happy chemicals but here we are
hooting and hollering and throwing my hat in the air as a geyser of black sludge rockets out of the hole i've been digging, only to realize i have hit a deposit of fool's oil (sewage)
fish / food adj
all right which one of you named a fleet carrier "catgirl costco" in elite
bass guitar? oh you mean the contrabass ukulele?
brain equivalent of mcdonalds wifi
why don’t wrestling matches ever end during a commercial break
⚠️ critical shork update ⚠️ Show more
pink friend has been acquired 🦈🦈🦈📈✨
"are you a boy or a girl?"