If you windows is in polish and it ever tells you to "nie mo", please give it medical support because it's just having a stroke. These are not polish words. This is just a sentence not rendered correctly (probably) because next letter is "ż".

rent going up? sucking cock is free. so is landlord murder

alias commie="git commit"
(if you want to rise some red flags at work)

4k monitors are a meme. Yes you can spot the difference but it really doesn't stick out much. UIs not scalling properly is much bigger tradeoff.

Please remember if you're a maid you have to do some actual cleaning from time to time

Favorite drink?

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is not alive

timeline's always dead 'round these parts